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Timeline Of An Online Self-Diagnosis

ALL FOR ROFL February 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

The worst-case scenario? You’ve got it.


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The Benefits Of The Friend-Zone

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 1, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

There’s nothing better!


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Pub Watchers In England

LIVING THE DREAM January 19, 2012

Writer: Ivy Hughes | Artist: Torie Leigh

Read: Drug Dealing Squatters in England.


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Never Go Back To A Summer Fling

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 13, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Lauren Kolesinskas

The summer functions as a sort of permanent beer-google.


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Roommate Sex: The Art Of Listening

SPLOOGED January 6, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Matthew Reid

Ideally, you get a partner of your own and have an all-night vocal “fuck off.”


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The Awkward Predrink Drinking Game

LIVING THE DREAM November 10, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Getting drunk has never been less fun!


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What A Robber Would Steal From Me

LIVING THE DREAM November 1, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mark Jawkorski

Not the cereal! Anything but the breakfast cereal!


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When Your Friends Are Drunker Than You

LIVING THE DREAM October 28, 2011

In my case: never.


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Never Go To A Club

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE October 6, 2011

Writer: Matthew Gudernatch | Artist: Emily Niland

Apparently Matthew here seems to think a “drug-fuelled oversexed fluid factory” is a bad thing.


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The Time I Tried Writing For Porn

SPLOOGED October 5, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mark Jawkorski

At Madatoms, we value integrity.


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Everyone Stop Whining About Neflix

DEVELOPMENT HELL September 23, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Hillary White

After ALL they’ve done for you. Remember having to go to Blockbuster??


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Don’t Ever Have Sober Sex

SPLOOGED September 22, 2011

You can’t regret what you can’t remember.


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Why I Love WorldStarHipHop.com

ALL FOR ROFL September 14, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ralph Bonilla

It’s like porn for hip-hop nerds. Plus some actual porn.


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I Wish My Cats Were Internet Cats

ALL FOR ROFL September 2, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Clayton Long

If only reality came in 30 second YouTube clip length.


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Worst Seven Minutes Of Your Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS September 1, 2011

That aren’t spent on this website.