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Justifying Breaking Your New Year’s Resolution

LIVING THE DREAM January 20, 2015

Writer: MattHoughton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Better luck next time.

Why You’re Releasing Your Movie On Christmas Day

DEVELOPMENT HELL December 17, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

In which we make absolutely zero reference to a certain Supreme Leader.

Why You Still Prefer The WWE Over The UFC

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW December 2, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

“I’m a sucker for spandex, what can I say?”

A Guide To Late-Night Hosts

DEVELOPMENT HELL October 28, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Leno not included.

Demographic Breakdown Of Food Network Viewership

DEVELOPMENT HELL October 9, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

You know who you are.

Your Number of Friends Throughout Life

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW September 18, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

It’s all downhill from here, big guy.

Relevant Driving Test For 20-Somethings

LIVING THE DREAM August 19, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Driving school is a great way too meet more ambitious, younger, more capable versions of your former self.

The Future Of Soccer In The United States

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Things aren’t looking too good, Rest Of The World.

If WWE News Sources Covered Actual News

POLITICALLY ERECT July 15, 2014

ObamaCARE? Or ObamaDANGER?!?!

A Guide To Being Attracted To Cartoon Women

SPLOOGED July 3, 2014

It’s about damn time there’s a guide to this!

Rob Ford vs. The Rest Of Canada

ARTICLES June 5, 2014

We’re not so different, you and I.

A Night At Hot Yoga

LIVING THE DREAM May 27, 2014

Ah, the soothing smell of humid genitals.

How To Be Cool Throughout Life

It’s this easy!

I Wish My Poor, Loving Dad Was A Rich, Distant One

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

My dad’s money can buy me happiness.

How To Be My Girlfriend’s Fucking Roommate

MADATOMS PERSONALS March 19, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Be awful.