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Why You Should Get Your Parents Stoned

THUG LIFE November 25, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

As if you need a reason.

Why Legal Weed Can Never Replace Booze

THUG LIFE August 6, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Smoking a joint won’t let you make all of those mistakes you secretly want to make.

Weed Turns Me Into My Pubescent Self

THUG LIFE March 26, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

I’m so high I swear I just time travelled.

A Guide To Pelting Your Girlfriend With A Snowball

THUG LIFE December 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Based on location, and how in trouble you are.

Surviving Thanksgiving With Drugs

THUG LIFE November 27, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s easier than you think!

The Day Before Payday vs. Payday

THUG LIFE August 12, 2013

Black and white, night and day, sad and… well, still sad.

Buying Drugs: LA vs. NYC

THUG LIFE August 1, 2013

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

A tale of delivery services and medicinal marijuana.

A Guide To Chris Brown’s Many Controversies

THUG LIFE December 5, 2012

Writer: Becky Bain | Artist: Omash One

We literally had to keep making edits to this as Brown kept making controversies.

The Infamous Disney Kill

THUG LIFE September 25, 2012

Writer: Becky Bain | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Want to get rid of someone? Do it the Disney way!

Becoming An Alpha Male Hipster

THUG LIFE September 4, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Amanda Lazone

It’s hard being an Indie Indiana, an alternative Arnie, a hipster Hulk.

My Bicycle Gang Is Tougher Than Biker Gangs

THUG LIFE June 22, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

And not even in an ironic way. Maybe.

Organized Crime Reference Manual

THUG LIFE May 29, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Omash One

If anyone from any of the included crime syndicates are reading this: I’m really sorry. Please don’t hurt me.

OLD PEOPLE ARE STONED

THUG LIFE April 18, 2012

Writer: Worm Miller | Artist: Sean Wilkin

WHAT KIND OF RACIST ARE YOU?

THUG LIFE April 18, 2012

Writer: Junior Owens | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Lessons Learned From Being Mugged

THUG LIFE April 16, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jesse Draxler

More than once. More than twice. More than three times.