After we’ve figured out how the hell it even got here.
Getting drunk with your parents is not at all in any way sad and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
It’s been a good first year…
Not knowing how to do something is way better than knowing how to do something.
As if you need to justify it to yourself.
EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND POSITIVE! NOTHING IS WRONG! SATANAS VENIRE!
It’s totally unexpected!
“I have not been hacked,” mostly.
Soccer? We mean football.
The many ways to be non-committal without your spouse really knowing.
An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.
If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!
It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!