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Justifying Your Shitty Job To Your Parents

LIVING THE DREAM February 14, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Because when you’ve got a shitty dead-end job, your biggest concern should really be what your parents think…

What Your Choice Of Side Says About You

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Sean Metcalf

It’s like a horoscope for fat people.

My Bicycle Gang Is Tougher Than Biker Gangs

THUG LIFE June 22, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

And not even in an ironic way. Maybe.

Seeing Your Doctor Throughout Life

LIVING THE DREAM June 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

It more or less sucks the whole time.

Why Playgrounds Suck Now

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 16, 2011

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Apparently we’ve run out of adult things to complain about.

Why You Shouldn’t Bang With The Lights On

SPLOOGED November 9, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Blind people have it made.

Masturbating Through The Ages

SPLOOGED September 30, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Just when you thought Rick couldn’t write anymore about masturbating…

Your Eyes On Drugs

THUG LIFE September 20, 2011

Writer: Artie Peterson | Artist: Sean Metcalf

The colors! The colors!

When Two Popped Collars Meet

LIVING THE DREAM September 9, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Popped-collar humor at its finest.

Civil War Reenactors Vs. Larpers

Writer: Philip Moon | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Bigots vs. virgins. The ultimate showdown!

Day Drunk Vs. Night Drunk

LIVING THE DREAM July 5, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Happy belated, America!

How We’re Staying Cool This Summer

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 27, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

These will make your nipples hard.

How We Look Through The Ages

LIVING THE DREAM June 6, 2011

Writer: S.H. Blannelberry | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Anybody who has a great appreciation for the human body probably shouldn’t click on this.

Shakespeare Is Bullshit

DEVELOPMENT HELL May 25, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Yes, because Matt Houghton is a genius?

What Men Think About Menstration

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Hell, I didn’t even know how to spell it until today.