Barsexuality: Swapping The Sexes

SPLOOGED April 11, 2018

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

When two hot chicks grind at the bar, everyone loves it, but when me and my best bro do it, we’re suddenly gay.

Everyday Sex Acts

SPLOOGED March 9, 2018

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Amanda Lazone

For vanilla folk, getting freaky means frantically attempting to cover up the fact that you prematurely ejaculated.

Kama Sutra For The Holidays

SPLOOGED December 9, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

“The Nutcracker” not included.

How You’re Determining If Your Maid Is A Prostitute

SPLOOGED November 18, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

You saw it in a porno, so it has to be real.

A Guide To Being Attracted To Cartoon Women

SPLOOGED July 3, 2014

It’s about damn time there’s a guide to this!

Curing A Psychologically Fabricated Male UTI

SPLOOGED May 1, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

It’s all in your head, in your penis.

Barsexuality: Swapping The Sexes

SPLOOGED February 17, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

When two hot chicks grind at the bar, everyone loves it, but when me and my best bro do it, we’re suddenly gay.

Watching Sex Scenes With Your Parents

SPLOOGED January 6, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

There’s no right way.

Casting Couch Porn vs. Your Job Interview

SPLOOGED June 11, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

Screw job interviewers.

Timeline of Your First Threesome

SPLOOGED April 29, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

*And likely last threesome.

If I Were Born A Decade Later I’d Definitely Be A Pervert

SPLOOGED April 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

The internet is a scary, arousing place.

How We’re Convincing Our Girlfriend To Try Anal Sex

SPLOOGED April 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

*Unsuccessfully.

How Your Apartment Is Cock-Blocking You

SPLOOGED March 27, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Emily Niland

Assuming you’ve somehow managed to get her there in the first place.

Inner Monologues By Sexual Position

SPLOOGED February 26, 2013

Writer: Matt Shirley | Artist: Marek Haiduk

If you’ve ever wondered what the dog was thinking while you were doing it doggy-style, we’ve got you covered.

You, Moments Before Premature Ejaculation

SPLOOGED February 5, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

“Preventing it from happening” isn’t one of them.