For vanilla folk, getting freaky means frantically attempting to cover up the fact that you prematurely ejaculated.
“The Nutcracker” not included.
You saw it in a porno, so it has to be real.
It’s about damn time there’s a guide to this!
It’s all in your head, in your penis.
When two hot chicks grind at the bar, everyone loves it, but when me and my best bro do it, we’re suddenly gay.
There’s no right way.
Screw job interviewers.
*And likely last threesome.
The internet is a scary, arousing place.
Assuming you’ve somehow managed to get her there in the first place.
If you’ve ever wondered what the dog was thinking while you were doing it doggy-style, we’ve got you covered.
“Preventing it from happening” isn’t one of them.
From a frustarted straight guy.