Start working on your costume today! Get a head-start and… oh, who are we kidding? Sheet Ghost it is.
Annoying car alarms: just one more reason a moped is better than a car. Right…?
Because if there’s more than 3 of something, we’ll make a chart of it.
It’s still going on right? We’re not very good at time sensitive comedy.
Just when you thought Rick couldn’t write anymore about masturbating…
After ALL they’ve done for you. Remember having to go to Blockbuster??
And by “every” we mean three.
Don’t get any ideas, George. These are suppose to be a joke.
It’s good to know you’re prepared to justify yourself, Rick.
This would be funnier if anybody actually used Google Plus.
From the guy who will yell at you for missing a catch to the guy who will yel at you for not being drunk enough.
I will use my walker to steal drugs into Coachella 2062.
Why is this relevant? I have no idea.
This is just disgusting. Why are we exposing the world to this?
This website does not condone camping or any other cheese behavior.