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Prostitues Vs. Priests

POLITICALLY ERECT April 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Ashamed of masturbating? They both got you covered.

What My Taxes Look Like This Year

POLITICALLY ERECT April 18, 2013

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Quynh Pham

Even taxes can be funny!

Why Motorcycle Riders Are Selfish Assholes

LIVING THE DREAM March 20, 2013

Writer: Adam Kurtz | Artist: Quynh Pham

Fuck them, that’s why.

Sexual Dry-Spell Timeline

SPLOOGED August 2, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

It’s the opposite of a wet-spell: a term people really should use more often.

Film Endings Improved With Cake

DEVELOPMENT HELL June 29, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Quynh Pham

Cake: now improving more than just weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, and funerals.

A Letter To People Who Say “I’m Broke”

LIVING THE DREAM June 8, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Your $1200 a month condo says otherwise.

Prostitues Vs. Priests

POLITICALLY ERECT May 23, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Ashamed of masturbating? They both got you covered.

Circle Jerks Vs. Poetry Readings

LIVING THE DREAM May 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Both involve dicks.

New York City: Residents Vs. Tourists

LIVING THE DREAM April 11, 2012

Writer: Tom O'Donnell | Artist: Quynh Pham

New Yorkers don’t like tourists? Get out of town!

What My Taxes Look Like This Year

POLITICALLY ERECT February 15, 2012

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Quynh Pham

Even taxes can be funny!

Timeline Of An Online Self-Diagnosis

ALL FOR ROFL February 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

The worst-case scenario? You’ve got it.

Why You Go For A Cigarette Break

LIVING THE DREAM January 11, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Cancer is so last season.