This is why I prefer to close all the windows without looking.
Because while there are kids starving in Africa, we have people who suffer from owning too much stuff.
I heard Skrillex is going to be there.
Honesty is never the best policy.
We’re still team Jacob though.
We’re really stretching the definition of “cocktail” here.
Works sucks, we know.
Sorry, we mean “valuable goods.”
This applied to most of you married types…
This would be funnier if anybody actually used Google Plus.
The word itself makes men uncomfortable. Vagina.
Forget pickup lines. I memorize an entire script, choose your own adventure style.