We didn’t include suggested remedies, because the solution to every rejection is listening to Better Days by Citizen King. It just feels so right.
One-night-stands trump that whole “love” thing any day.
Where we apparently advocate for mid-coitus vomiting?
Cocoa Cola used to have cocaine in it. Nowadays, you actually have to add it yourself.
Take it out of your text lexicon.
That Justin Timberlake is a delight!