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Foreigners Are Annoying, Too

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.

A Guide To Home Infestations

POLITICALLY ERECT April 18, 2013

Writer: Tom O'Donnell | Artist: Melissa Arendt

We didn’t inlcude children because that one’s mainly your own fault.

Foreigners Are Annoying, Too

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 4, 2013

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.

The Realities Of Potlucks

LIVING THE DREAM April 19, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

We mean beerlucks.

A Guide To Home Infestations

POLITICALLY ERECT March 29, 2012

Writer: Tom O'Donnell | Artist: Melissa Arendt

We didn’t inlcude children because that one’s mainly your own fault.

Sexual Roleplaying Vs. Fantasy Roleplaying

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Or for best results, combine the two.

Exit Strategies For The Very Drunk

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 6, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Because admitting you’ve had a bit too much to drink isn’t an option.

Employed In America: A Year In Review

LIVING THE DREAM December 29, 2011

Writer: Ivy Hughes | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Hopefully this makes you feel better about that whole “unemployment” thing.

Thoughts After Unsafe Sex

SPLOOGED December 13, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

A typical Sunday morning for most of you.

Cable Vs. Streaming

DEVELOPMENT HELL December 5, 2011

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Who cares? It’ all about porn to us! Wait, this is about porn, right?

How We’re Preparing For Winter

LIVING THE DREAM November 22, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Fuck you, Los Angeles.

The Realities of Sexy Halloween Costumes

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 25, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

We really need to bring make the Halloween version of the nurse uniform.

Texting Vs. Calling

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 19, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

The only similarity they have is that I have nobody to do either of them with.

Your Life Goals, Then and Now

LIVING THE DREAM October 4, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Most goals change. Wanting to bang Kelly Kapowski isn’t one of them.

P.T. Anderson Reference Manual

DEVELOPMENT HELL August 15, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Why is this relevant? I have no idea.