Because talking about TV is always a sign of a great social situation.
Spoiler: it’s not very different than how celebrities’ kids grow up today.
Like Goldilocks, you need it just right.
I hate driving to Burbank.
Your dad not included.
If you’ve ever wondered what the dog was thinking while you were doing it doggy-style, we’ve got you covered.
It only takes five friends to absolutely ruin your Facebooking experience.
“Preventing it from happening” isn’t one of them.
Nothing says Christmas Spirit like putrid listerine-flavoured liqueurs.
Assuming you only have five to choose from.
Train sets and rock collecting have got nothing on pot!
Read this on your phone while you’re standing in line for seven hours to vote!
And no, getting a Brazilian doesn’t count. That’s just weird, man.
By various directors.
It’ll be sure to not really impress your parents at all.