Everyone knows you two didn’t meet a in bookstore.
They’re all completely justified.
The many ways to be non-committal without your spouse really knowing.
Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”
It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.
Meet Murphy…lover of white women.
Now to wish she only had six…
For a committed relationship.
Craving that middle-class suburban, twice-annual sex relationship? Look no further.
Meet Mike….the starlet strangler!
If you’re immature enough to fear dumping at your girlfriend’s place, you’re immature enough to enjoy reading this.
Meet Jim Jim…The Albert Einstein of Methematics.