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A Breakdown of “Nerdy Girls” On OkCupid

MADATOMS PERSONALS November 4, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

G33kyz0r.

Translating “How We Met” Stories

MADATOMS PERSONALS July 30, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

Everyone knows you two didn’t meet a in bookstore.

Reasons My Girlfriend Loves Fighting Over Text

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Melillan

They’re all completely justified.

How To Be My Girlfriend’s Fucking Roommate

MADATOMS PERSONALS March 19, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Be awful.

How We’re Avoiding Saying I Love You Back

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 24, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

The many ways to be non-committal without your spouse really knowing.

What To Get The Hottie In Your Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS December 19, 2013

Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”

What Halloween Costumes Are Not Getting You Laid

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 31, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.

Lover of White Women: Murphy

Meet Murphy…lover of white women.

Your Girlfriend’s Six Worst Exes

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Now to wish she only had six…

Date Night Ideas

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 14, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Miguel Manzer

For a committed relationship.

An Extended Ad for Christian Mingle

MADATOMS PERSONALS July 30, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Craving that middle-class suburban, twice-annual sex relationship? Look no further.

The Starlet Strangler: Mike

Meet Mike….the starlet strangler!

A Guide To Stealth Shitting At Your Girlfriend’s House

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

If you’re immature enough to fear dumping at your girlfriend’s place, you’re immature enough to enjoy reading this.

The Albert Einstein of Methematics: Jim Jim

Meet Jim Jim…The Albert Einstein of Methematics.