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Justifying Breaking Your New Year’s Resolution

LIVING THE DREAM January 20, 2015

Writer: MattHoughton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Better luck next time.

How We’re Messing With Our Office’s Secret Santa

LIVING THE DREAM December 11, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

The Grinch Who Stole Margaret From Accounting’s New Blender

Rationalizing Your Semi-Hoarder Tendencies

LIVING THE DREAM October 2, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

You may need it one day!

The Benefits of Getting Drunk With Your Parents

LIVING THE DREAM September 30, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Getting drunk with your parents is not at all in any way sad and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

6 Great Ways To Spice Up Your 99c Ramen

LIVING THE DREAM September 5, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

This is what your life has come to.

Relevant Driving Test For 20-Somethings

LIVING THE DREAM August 19, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Driving school is a great way too meet more ambitious, younger, more capable versions of your former self.

The Faces of Summer Food Fests

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

They ain’t pretty.

You Should Get A Rolling Office Chair For Your Home

ARTICLES July 9, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Truly living the dream.

Who’ll You Find At Your Local Bar’s Trivia Night

LIVING THE DREAM June 27, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Answer: weirdos.

Things I’ve Done With My Liberal Arts Degree

LIVING THE DREAM June 25, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s been a good first year…

Your “Guilty Pleasure” vs. Your Actual Guilty Pleasure

LIVING THE DREAM June 12, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

You really should feel guilty.

The Benefits of Being An Adult That Can’t Drive

LIVING THE DREAM June 10, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Not knowing how to do something is way better than knowing how to do something.

A Night At Hot Yoga

LIVING THE DREAM May 27, 2014

Ah, the soothing smell of humid genitals.

Who You’ll Find At A Christian Rock Festival

LIVING THE DREAM May 15, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s exactly like a regular rock festival, except… Jesus-er?

An Increasingly Realistic Positivity Blog Post

LIVING THE DREAM April 18, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND POSITIVE! NOTHING IS WRONG! SATANAS VENIRE!