Better luck next time.
The Grinch Who Stole Margaret From Accounting’s New Blender
You may need it one day!
Getting drunk with your parents is not at all in any way sad and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
This is what your life has come to.
Driving school is a great way too meet more ambitious, younger, more capable versions of your former self.
They ain’t pretty.
Truly living the dream.
It’s been a good first year…
You really should feel guilty.
Not knowing how to do something is way better than knowing how to do something.
Ah, the soothing smell of humid genitals.
It’s exactly like a regular rock festival, except… Jesus-er?
EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND POSITIVE! NOTHING IS WRONG! SATANAS VENIRE!