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Jobs For A Failed Screenwriter

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE November 11, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

The possibilities are endless!

A Guide To Actors Without Oscars

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE October 16, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

Sad Leo is sad.

Instead Of Moving To LA, I Just Joined LA Fitness

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE September 16, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

Same thing, less driving.

MY GREATEST FEAR: CONTRACTING HERPES

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

Foreigners Are Annoying, Too

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.

The Realities Of Shopping At Ikea

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

I hate driving to Burbank.

A Guide To Working On A Film Set

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 12, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Tiago Almeida

We’re not bitter, we promise.

Annoying Things To Pack Before Runyon Canyon

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 15, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Remy Mattei

Total price tag: $14,349.

Foreigners Are Annoying, Too

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 4, 2013

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.

Mary, The Dreadlocked Craigslist Predator

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE October 11, 2012

Writer: Adam Kurtz | Artist: Jesse Draxler

She said her pussy was “off-limits,” but you know how trustworthy lawyers are…

How To Sound Like A Film Snob

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE August 7, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Take it from a dude who took like, three film studies classes in his undergrad.

Staying In Excuse Translator

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 6, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

Honesty is never the best policy.

How To Cut Your Own Hair

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 23, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Don’ worry, you’re a professional.

Who You’ll Find In A Comic Book Store

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 12, 2012

Writer: Tom O'Donnell | Artist: Emily Niland

Comic book guy not included.

Exit Strategies For The Very Drunk

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 6, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Because admitting you’ve had a bit too much to drink isn’t an option.