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Foreigners Are Annoying, Too

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.

Foreigners Are Annoying, Too

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 4, 2013

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.

If Entourage Writers Wrote For Other Shows

DEVELOPMENT HELL December 7, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Hillary White

This makes me miss Entourage…

Halloween: Then And Now

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 31, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Today marks the first Monday of the year where it’s actually appropriate for me to get shitfaced and throw eggs at teenagers.

The Realities of Sexy Halloween Costumes

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 25, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

We really need to bring make the Halloween version of the nurse uniform.

What To Look Forward To After A Breakup

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 11, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Finally, no more consistent sex and personal companionship!

Your Life Goals, Then and Now

LIVING THE DREAM October 4, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Most goals change. Wanting to bang Kelly Kapowski isn’t one of them.

A Guide To Vaginal Euphemisms

SPLOOGED August 22, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Mike Shea

The word itself makes men uncomfortable. Vagina.

When Fat People Call Themselves Out

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE August 19, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Hillary White

As if having to look at them wasn’t bad enough.

The Realities Of Your Independent Film

DEVELOPMENT HELL August 11, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Nechama Frier

We need more mumblecore flicks of white people talking about their relationship problems.

The Realities Of Pick Up Lines

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 9, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Mike Shea

Forget pickup lines. I memorize an entire script, choose your own adventure style.

A Lady’s Guide To Being Fake

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 2, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Shira Haberman

You’re welcome, small yet devoted female madatoms follower(s).

Are You Ready To Buy A Home?

LIVING THE DREAM July 21, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Hahahahahahah. As if middle class people can BUY homes.

Rich Kids Vs. Poor Kids

LIVING THE DREAM July 11, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

The tooth fairy just left be a bill for services rendered.

The Realities Of A High School Reunion

LIVING THE DREAM July 6, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Kira Crugnale

I’m off the hook because I don’t think anybody who went to my high school is responsible enough to throw one.