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Much Needed Songza Activities

ALL FOR ROFL January 6, 2015

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Because there’s nothing worse than Songza passive-aggressively implying you should be working out right now.

How We’re Messing With Our Office’s Secret Santa

LIVING THE DREAM December 11, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

The Grinch Who Stole Margaret From Accounting’s New Blender

How You’re Determining If Your Maid Is A Prostitute

SPLOOGED November 18, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

You saw it in a porno, so it has to be real.

Jobs For A Failed Screenwriter

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE November 11, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

The possibilities are endless!

A Breakdown of “Nerdy Girls” On OkCupid

MADATOMS PERSONALS November 4, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

G33kyz0r.

6 Great Ways To Spice Up Your 99c Ramen

LIVING THE DREAM September 5, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

This is what your life has come to.

Realizing You’re Turning Into Your Parents

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Mid-life-crisis incoming.

The Faces of Summer Food Fests

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

They ain’t pretty.

Being An Instagram Celebrity vs. A Real Celebrity

ALL FOR ROFL June 18, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Completely factual chart of real truths.

Your “Guilty Pleasure” vs. Your Actual Guilty Pleasure

LIVING THE DREAM June 12, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

You really should feel guilty.

Comparing The Different Kinds Of Magic

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Not included: Rob Reiner’s brilliant “The Magic Of Bell Isle.” Our bad.

Curing A Psychologically Fabricated Male UTI

SPLOOGED May 1, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

It’s all in your head, in your penis.

A Guide To Pelting Your Girlfriend With A Snowball

THUG LIFE December 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Based on location, and how in trouble you are.

Buying Drugs: LA vs. NYC

THUG LIFE August 1, 2013

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

A tale of delivery services and medicinal marijuana.

How We’re Spending A Heat Wave

LIVING THE DREAM July 11, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Other than trying to forget that three weeks ago we were complaining about how cold it was.