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What Halloween Costumes Are Not Getting You Laid

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 31, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.

Halloween Throughout Your Youth

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 30, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

It’s downhill from 5.

How We’re Preparing For Our 30′s

ARTICLES September 25, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

30 is the new 20, right?

Petty Cash: How A Generation Spends $20

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW September 10, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Danielle Davis

What do 86+ year olds do with $20? No one cares.

Where We’re Going In Our Time Machine

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW September 6, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Danielle Davis

Hitler reference: check.

Why We’re Not Quitting Our Day Jobs

LIVING THE DREAM July 15, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Not found: “Because we’re happy.”

Why I’m Not Answering Your Phone Call, Mom

LIVING THE DREAM June 20, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

In other words, fuck you, Mom.

How Our Generation’s Children Will Grow Up

LIVING THE DREAM May 20, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Spoiler: it’s not very different than how celebrities’ kids grow up today.

Timeline of Your First Threesome

SPLOOGED April 29, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

*And likely last threesome.

A Broke Guy’s Guide To Gift Buying

LIVING THE DREAM April 22, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Danielle Davis

Buy shitty gifts, essentially.

How Your Apartment Is Cock-Blocking You

SPLOOGED March 27, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Emily Niland

Assuming you’ve somehow managed to get her there in the first place.

STUDYING RELIGION WITH AN ATHEIST

LIVING THE DREAM August 4, 2010

Writer: Tim Saccardo | Artist: Ela Boyd

PLEASE DON’T DIE, AMY WINEHOUSE

DEVELOPMENT HELL September 16, 2008

Writer: Mark Harris | Artist: Sean Metcalf