It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.
It’s downhill from 5.
30 is the new 20, right?
What do 86+ year olds do with $20? No one cares.
Hitler reference: check.
Not found: “Because we’re happy.”
In other words, fuck you, Mom.
Spoiler: it’s not very different than how celebrities’ kids grow up today.
*And likely last threesome.
Buy shitty gifts, essentially.
Assuming you’ve somehow managed to get her there in the first place.