Hip Today Stuck Forever
“The Nutcracker” not included.
As if you need a reason.
You may need it one day!
Moving back home has its glaring realizations.
Smoking a joint won’t let you make all of those mistakes you secretly want to make.
Truly living the dream.
It’s exactly like a regular rock festival, except… Jesus-er?
I’m so high I swear I just time travelled.
Then we’d be fucked.
Like how you’re using the Information Highway to get misinformed on Madatoms.
The world’s best team of inebriated heroes.
They’re more relevant than you think.
It’s easier than you think!