You’re a real pussy, you know that?
Sarah Jessica Parker was at the Target grand opening in the author’s hometown. Seriously.
Where tribal clothing is totally in.
Feeling very, very alone.
What do 86+ year olds do with $20? No one cares.
Hitler reference: check.
It’s like a regular office, but with just slightly more porn!
Right now, basically.
Screw job interviewers.
Buy shitty gifts, essentially.