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USA VS. IPHONE

Cost This year, I paid about $12,000 in federal income taxes. I paid $599 for my iPhone. Interestingly, both gave me refunds- Congress recently passed a stimulus package, from which I should receive $600, or %.05 of what I paid. Apple gave me back $100 dollars in apple store credit, about %17 of what I paid. Not only is iPhone cheaper than the federal government,

Transportation I’m pretty grateful for all these freeways and whatnot, but Eisenhower built those like fifty years ago. Since then foreign and monetary policy have caused gas prices to skyrocket. On the other hand, I can find my way around anywhere in the country with the Google maps feature on my iPhone. Transparency The Bush administration has been Stalin-es

But lately they’ve changed their tune a bit, releasing SDKs, opening the door for 3rd party applications. And while they’re still fighting off the hackers, they appear amenable to comprising a little. At least more than Dick Cheney and his man sized safe full of baby tears.* Conclusion The iPhone will get me jerked off. The U.S. government will just jerk me aro

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