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THE SEVEN WONDERS OF A HOLLYWOOD APARTMENT

Here are seven things you should know before you sign the lease. 1. The Price $925 a month buys you your very own studio apartment in the middle of movieland complete with a homeless guy for a doorman. Can’t afford $925? Get a roommate or, if you’re Mexican, a wife and three kids. In Los Angeles a studio apartment can house two besties from Peoria or an entire

4. The Parking There is none. Nor is there pubic transportation. And don’t even think about walking more than two or three blocks unless you want to be mistaken for a homeless person or a tranny. You’re screwed with a car or without one. Get used to never leaving your apartment or get a second job just to pay your parking tickets. 5. The Odor There’s nothin

6. The Sounds If there isn’t a mariachi band playing in the restaurant downstairs, there’s a ghetto bird in the sky or your loud obese neighbor yelling at his girlfriend. Invest in some earplugs or a prescription for Ambien. 7. The Other Odor Since the shower is 30 feet from the kitchen, and the kitchen shares a vent with the apartment below, you can look f

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