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TEAM FORTRESS 2 MAKES ME HATE MYSELF

People choose different ways to waste their lives. Some people watch TV. Others pursue an acting “career.” Personally, I tend to surf around the internet, and play video games. Except for the crushing loneliness, I’ve been generally content with this non-existence until the last few months, when I started playing a game called Team Fortress 2, or as the kids ca

According to my performance report, I’ve played about 170 hours, almost 50 hours as the engineer class alone. And that class is lame. Using what’s left of my math skills, I’ve calculated that 170 hours is over four 40 hour weeks: A whole month of additional full-time employment. At the pay rate of my current job, I could have earned literally hundreds of dollar

So why do I still play? I bought the game for about fifty bucks, so each hour of amusement has cost me about thirty cents. That’s the best deal in entertainment since back when Grandpa was slipping quarters into the knickers of dancing French street floosies. Compare that to seeing a movie. 2 hours for $12. $6 an hour? Buying a DVD doesn’t compare unless you wa

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