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NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC TO DIE TO!

In an effort to make capitol punishment more “humane,” federal penitentiaries have adopted a progressive addition to the “last meal” and “last words” tradition. Leading up to one’s final living moments, a death row inmate may now arrange a “last playlist” using a special prison issue iPod, and the NOW That’s What I Call Music song catalogue. Based on the most popular prisoner playlists, compilation music giant NOW!, brings you the next hit mix: “Now That’s What I Call Execution Music!” made up of the most popular songs played by death row inmates at various stages of execution, from a prisoner’s alone time all the way into one’s last living moments. Now you can get jiggy with the same hot tracks as the soon to be executed! Check it out:

NOW That’s What I Call Songs To Listen To Alone in Your Cell, Contemplating Death! 1-“Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” Green Day 2-“Closing Time” Semisonic 3-“Graduation (Friends Forever)” Vitamin C 4-“Family Matters Theme Song” 5-“Freshman” The Verve Pipe

NOW That’s What I Call Tunes To Jam To, While Being Led Down a Dank, Lonely Hallway! 1-“Fuck the Police” N.W.A. 2-“Cop Killer” Ice T 3-“Sounds of Halloween, volume 5” 4-“Livin’ Thing” Electric Light Orchestra 5-“I Can’t Dance” Genesis

NOW That’s What I Call Music to Die To! (Top ten songs listened to during execution) 1. “Tubthumping” Chumbawumba 2. “I Will Survive,” by Gloria Gaynor 3. “I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight,” Cutting Crew 4. “I Will Survive,” Cake cover 5. “I Wanna Be Sedated” Ramones 6. “Waterfalls” TLC 7. “Where in the World Is Carmen San Diego?” Rockapella 8. “Alive” Pearl Jam 9. “Auld Lang Syne” Robert Burns 10. “Umbrella” Rihanna

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