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MY GREATEST FEAR: CONTRACTING HERPES

I have an unhealthy fear of contracting herpes. Obviously no one in their right mind enjoys catching a disease, but my quest to avoid the herpes virus has reached a level of paranoia. I know people who have it and they say it’s not that big of a deal, but that’s only because they don’t hear the shit I say about them behind their backs. You see, not having herpe

I’ve spent my entire adult life jumping through hoops to avoid this plague of man. And let me tell you, it hasn’t been easy. This is a clever enemy, a worthy fucking adversary. You could be talking to a guy who has a raging case on the base of his shaft and be none the wiser. The real problem is that herpes is the last thing you want to talk about while in the

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