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Prostitues Vs. Priests

POLITICALLY ERECT April 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Ashamed of masturbating? They both got you covered.

If I Were Born A Decade Later I’d Definitely Be A Pervert

SPLOOGED April 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

The internet is a scary, arousing place.

A Hipster-Themed Party For Hipsters

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Alek Morawski

It’s like, ironic, man.

How We’re Convincing Our Girlfriend To Try Anal Sex

SPLOOGED April 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

*Unsuccessfully.

The Realities of Visiting Your Parents

LIVING THE DREAM March 29, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

A weekend of sorrow.

How To Fake A Language In A Foreign Place

LIVING THE DREAM March 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Easier said in English than done.

How You’re Conveying Your Individuality To Others

LIVING THE DREAM March 15, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

I do it by writing for Madatoms.com!

What We’re Fighting With Our Roommates About

LIVING THE DREAM March 13, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

This was entirely made up because everyone at Madatoms still lives with their parents.

If eSports Were More Like Professional Sports

ALL FOR ROFL February 28, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Celebrity athlete sex tapes would always come with the genitals pixelated. That’s a Japanese porn joke. Because Asians are joke at video-games. And pixelating vaginas.

Styles That White Guys Need To Stop Trying To Pull Off

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

Is there really anything wrong with, y’know, jeans and a t-shirt? You’ll look totally like James Dean, we promise!

You, Moments Before Premature Ejaculation

SPLOOGED February 5, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

“Preventing it from happening” isn’t one of them.

If Instagram Sells Our Photos

ALL FOR ROFL February 5, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ziatko Parmakovski

… Then people will like, totally bitch about it on Facebook.

Taking Flirting Tips Too Far

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 4, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattel

The fact that you’re actively following “flirting tips” is probably the first sign you might be a bit creepy.

Explaining One Direction To Adults

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

For someone who is unabashedly, painfully bitter.

Taking Flirting Tips Too Far

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattel

The fact that you’re actively following “flirting tips” is probably the first sign you might be a bit creepy.