Most goals change. Wanting to bang Kelly Kapowski isn’t one of them.
How about that Justine Bieber? She’s such a babe!
In Los Angeles, summer pretends you!
Then I wouldn’t be working at Madatoms!
Google search “Ben Affleck hair” for a good laugh.
Popped-collar humor at its finest.
To alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
From the guy who will yell at you for missing a catch to the guy who will yel at you for not being drunk enough.
One of those medical marijuana ones with chesy billboards, for sure.
Hahahahahahah. As if middle class people can BUY homes.
We seem to love fries on our banners.
The tooth fairy just left be a bill for services rendered.
I’m off the hook because I don’t think anybody who went to my high school is responsible enough to throw one.
Happy belated, America!
Here’s to drugs, tv, and religion.