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When Two Popped Collars Meet

LIVING THE DREAM September 9, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Popped-collar humor at its finest.

Getting Drunk Through The Ages

LIVING THE DREAM September 6, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

To alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

6 Types Of Amatuer Softball Personalities

LIVING THE DREAM August 24, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Anthony Palamaro

From the guy who will yell at you for missing a catch to the guy who will yel at you for not being drunk enough.

What Kind Of Doctor Will Your Kid Be?

LIVING THE DREAM July 25, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

One of those medical marijuana ones with chesy billboards, for sure.

Are You Ready To Buy A Home?

LIVING THE DREAM July 21, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Hahahahahahah. As if middle class people can BUY homes.

Fast Food: Is It Worth It?

LIVING THE DREAM July 14, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ashley Walker

We seem to love fries on our banners.

Rich Kids Vs. Poor Kids

LIVING THE DREAM July 11, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

The tooth fairy just left be a bill for services rendered.

The Realities Of A High School Reunion

LIVING THE DREAM July 6, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Kira Crugnale

I’m off the hook because I don’t think anybody who went to my high school is responsible enough to throw one.

Day Drunk Vs. Night Drunk

LIVING THE DREAM July 5, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Happy belated, America!

What We’re Doing To Escape Reality

LIVING THE DREAM June 24, 2011

Writer: Clem Rorsch | Artist: Ashley Walker

Here’s to drugs, tv, and religion.

A Drunk Girl’s Guide To Working Out

LIVING THE DREAM June 23, 2011

Writer: C.J. Siegel | Artist: Hillary White

You can kill lots of birds with that one drunk stone.

The Realities Of Having Babies

LIVING THE DREAM June 17, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Julia Scott

Man, dodged that bullet so far!

Who’s That KNocking At My Door

LIVING THE DREAM June 16, 2011

Writer: Junior Owens | Artist: Nicholis Dennis

It’s best to ignore it and continue fucking around online. No one needs to see you like this.

The Realities Of A Yard Sale

LIVING THE DREAM June 10, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Kira Crugnale

One man’s trash becomes another man’s trash.

How We Look Through The Ages

LIVING THE DREAM June 6, 2011

Writer: S.H. Blannelberry | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Anybody who has a great appreciation for the human body probably shouldn’t click on this.