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New And Improved Flash Mob Ideas

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Some of which may or may not get you arrested.

How To Really Tell You Are An Adult

LIVING THE DREAM June 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Omash One

Don’t worry, dear readers: moving out of your parents’ basement isn’t one of them

A Letter To People Who Say “I’m Broke”

LIVING THE DREAM June 8, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Your $1200 a month condo says otherwise.

A Guide To Effective People-Watching

LIVING THE DREAM June 1, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Dan Hartman

Because people-watching really needs a “how-to” guide.

Your Neighbors’ Wifi Network

ALL FOR ROFL May 17, 2012

Writer: Clem Rorsch | Artist: Jesse Draxler

The name of your wireless network says more about you than your lower back tattoo ever will.

Dating: The Look Vs. Personality Debate

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Fun or fuckable, that is the question.

“Darkside Of OZ” Sucks

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Lauren Kolesinskas

There are better ways to spend your stoned time.

The Anti-Gay Day Planner

POLITICALLY ERECT April 30, 2012

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Matt Hiouston

Hating homosexuals has never been easier.

Learning From “Female-Friendly” Porn

SPLOOGED April 20, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Julia Scott

Porn: the new sex-ed!

Lessons Learned From Being Mugged

THUG LIFE April 16, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jesse Draxler

More than once. More than twice. More than three times.

When Your Boss Is On The Lam

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2012

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Hillary White

A tale of erotic candles, hald a million dollars, and a tiny asian woman named Harmony.

Staying In Excuse Translator

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 6, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

Honesty is never the best policy.

“Girls Don’t Fart” Needs To Stop

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

Warning: explicit and immature discussion of girls and farts inside.

How To Cut Your Own Hair

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 23, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Don’ worry, you’re a professional.

How To Make The Simpsons Good Again

DEVELOPMENT HELL March 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

We’re not mad, we’re dissapointed.