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The Videogame Shame Generation

ALL FOR ROFL June 28, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

We need to learn to love ourselves.

What We’re Doing At A Local Music Show

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Hating life, basically.

Casting Couch Porn vs. Your Job Interview

SPLOOGED June 11, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

Screw job interviewers.

The Realities of a Typical Poker Night

LIVING THE DREAM June 5, 2013

It’s like Casino Royale, except not at all like Casino Royale.

Who Is Actually Wearing Athletic Wear

LIVING THE DREAM June 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Interestingly, while athletic wear makes an athletic person look even more athletic, it also makes a non-athletic person look even more depressed.

A Guide To Stealth Shitting At Your Girlfriend’s House

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

If you’re immature enough to fear dumping at your girlfriend’s place, you’re immature enough to enjoy reading this.

How You’re Faking Productivity

LIVING THE DREAM May 24, 2013

Alternatively titled: how you spent all day today.

How To Be Poor Without Your Girlfriend Resenting You

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattei

Just because she loathes you doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, right?

Alcohol As A Social Lubricant

LIVING THE DREAM May 14, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Like Goldilocks, you need it just right.

How To Talk About The Weather Like A Canadian

LIVING THE DREAM May 8, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

It’s hot oot, eh?

How You’re Killing Time At The Mall

LIVING THE DREAM May 6, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Other than constantly trying to figure out how our girlfriend convinced us to come in the first place.

A Guide To Bad Men’s Jeans

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

For Dads everywhere.

Is Your Partner Settling For You?

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 24, 2013

We’re so motherfucking Cosmo right now.

The Realities Of Shopping At Ikea

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

I hate driving to Burbank.

Your Computer After Binge Drinking

ALL FOR ROFL April 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

This is why I prefer to close all the windows without looking.