We need to learn to love ourselves.
Hating life, basically.
Screw job interviewers.
It’s like Casino Royale, except not at all like Casino Royale.
Interestingly, while athletic wear makes an athletic person look even more athletic, it also makes a non-athletic person look even more depressed.
If you’re immature enough to fear dumping at your girlfriend’s place, you’re immature enough to enjoy reading this.
Alternatively titled: how you spent all day today.
Just because she loathes you doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, right?
Like Goldilocks, you need it just right.
It’s hot oot, eh?
Other than constantly trying to figure out how our girlfriend convinced us to come in the first place.
For Dads everywhere.
We’re so motherfucking Cosmo right now.
I hate driving to Burbank.
This is why I prefer to close all the windows without looking.