Cancer is so last season.
We forgot one: Never work customer service.
Hopefully this makes you feel better about that whole “unemployment” thing.
Oddly enough, sex offender isn’t one of them.
Because shitting your pants and liking boobs gets old.
Oh, and the stupid writer who shouldn’t try and skateboard drunk.
Fuck you, Los Angeles.
Sit alone in the dark at your computer and laugh at this!
Getting drunk has never been less fun!
Not the cereal! Anything but the breakfast cereal!
In my case: never.
Both make sex feel kinkier!
Most goals change. Wanting to bang Kelly Kapowski isn’t one of them.
How about that Justine Bieber? She’s such a babe!
In Los Angeles, summer pretends you!