The Benefits of Being An Adult That Can’t Drive

LIVING THE DREAM June 10, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Not knowing how to do something is way better than knowing how to do something.

Rob Ford vs. The Rest Of Canada

ARTICLES June 5, 2014

We’re not so different, you and I.

Justifying Raging At That 14-Year-Old Kid Online

ALL FOR ROFL June 3, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

As if you need to justify it to yourself.

Reasons My Girlfriend Loves Fighting Over Text

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Melillan

They’re all completely justified.

A Night At Hot Yoga

LIVING THE DREAM May 27, 2014

Ah, the soothing smell of humid genitals.

How To Be Cool Throughout Life

It’s this easy!

Comparing The Different Kinds Of Magic

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Not included: Rob Reiner’s brilliant “The Magic Of Bell Isle.” Our bad.

Who You’ll Find At A Christian Rock Festival

LIVING THE DREAM May 15, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s exactly like a regular rock festival, except… Jesus-er?

What Quirky Mode Of Transportation Should You Use?

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Melillan

THIS CHART IS SO RANDOM!!!11

My Parents Are Cooler Than Me

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

It was a sudden and harrowing realization.

Curing A Psychologically Fabricated Male UTI

SPLOOGED May 1, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

It’s all in your head, in your penis.

The Spring/Summer 2014 Dad’s Fashion Catalog

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

It may or may not be exactly the same as the 2013, 2012, 2011, etc.

An Increasingly Realistic Positivity Blog Post

LIVING THE DREAM April 18, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND POSITIVE! NOTHING IS WRONG! SATANAS VENIRE!

I Wish My Poor, Loving Dad Was A Rich, Distant One

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

My dad’s money can buy me happiness.

Meet The Cast Of HBO’s Next Original Drama

DEVELOPMENT HELL April 8, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s totally unexpected!