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Dear People Who Only Play Sports Video Games: WTF?

ALL FOR ROFL September 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

An open letter to jock gamers everywhere.

Signs You Can’t Party Like You Used To

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

On the bright side, you’re probably way better at, like, doing laundry or whatever.

Your Girlfriend’s Six Worst Exes

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Now to wish she only had six…

Video Games Nearly Ended My Relationship

ALL FOR ROFL August 20, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

“We should do more things together,” is something a boyfriend never really wants to hear.

Let’s Replace “Your Mom” With “Your Dad”

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Nothing like a casual dad dick reference to keep your friends on their toes.

The Day Before Payday vs. Payday

THUG LIFE August 12, 2013

Black and white, night and day, sad and… well, still sad.

Your Parents: The Worst Addition To A Hangover

LIVING THE DREAM August 9, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Because visiting your parents is reason enough to get blackout.

Home Office Politics

LIVING THE DREAM August 7, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

It’s like a regular office, but with just slightly more porn!

An Extended Ad for Christian Mingle

MADATOMS PERSONALS July 30, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Craving that middle-class suburban, twice-annual sex relationship? Look no further.

One Time, I Accidentally Exposed Myself In McDonalds

LIVING THE DREAM July 26, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

And didn’t even get arrested!

How We’re Reacting To Someone Having Bedbugs

LIVING THE DREAM July 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jenny Tiffany

Not well, basically.

When I Expose My Moobs In Public I Feel Like A Feminist

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Such liberation!

How We’re Spending A Heat Wave

LIVING THE DREAM July 11, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Other than trying to forget that three weeks ago we were complaining about how cold it was.

Anatomy of The First Week After Graduation

LIVING THE DREAM July 3, 2013

After university comes… this?

Moving: A Good Way To Realize How Pathetic You Are

LIVING THE DREAM July 1, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

It’s the official Moving Day in Quebec, Canada today, meaning this article is especially topical for almost none of our readers!