An open letter to jock gamers everywhere.
On the bright side, you’re probably way better at, like, doing laundry or whatever.
Now to wish she only had six…
“We should do more things together,” is something a boyfriend never really wants to hear.
Nothing like a casual dad dick reference to keep your friends on their toes.
Black and white, night and day, sad and… well, still sad.
Because visiting your parents is reason enough to get blackout.
It’s like a regular office, but with just slightly more porn!
Craving that middle-class suburban, twice-annual sex relationship? Look no further.
And didn’t even get arrested!
Not well, basically.
Other than trying to forget that three weeks ago we were complaining about how cold it was.
After university comes… this?
It’s the official Moving Day in Quebec, Canada today, meaning this article is especially topical for almost none of our readers!