The 9 Steps Of Going to 7-11 Stoned

LIVING THE DREAM May 25, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

The 10th step is falling asleep before getting to eat any of your munchies.

Why None Of My Friends Drive

LIVING THE DREAM May 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Disclaimer: the author doesn’t know how to drive, either.

Alternative Ways To Get High

LIVING THE DREAM May 16, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Vincent Acevess

You know somethings wrong when you start eating a pound of nutmeg because you’re bored of acid.

Circle Jerks Vs. Poetry Readings

LIVING THE DREAM May 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Both involve dicks.

The Benefits Of Being a Hoarder

LIVING THE DREAM May 1, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

Because while there are kids starving in Africa, we have people who suffer from owning too much stuff.

The Realities Of Potlucks

LIVING THE DREAM April 19, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

We mean beerlucks.

How We’re Falsely Asserting Our Masculinity

LIVING THE DREAM April 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Being macho isn’t hard, when you’ve a gym membership card!

After-Hours Party Timeline

LIVING THE DREAM April 17, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

I heard Skrillex is going to be there.

New York City: Residents Vs. Tourists

LIVING THE DREAM April 11, 2012

Writer: Tom O'Donnell | Artist: Quynh Pham

New Yorkers don’t like tourists? Get out of town!

When Your Boss Is On The Lam

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2012

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Hillary White

A tale of erotic candles, hald a million dollars, and a tiny asian woman named Harmony.

Creationist Character Breakdown

LIVING THE DREAM April 2, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Chance of going to heaven: N/A.

Drunk Mistake Referance Manual

LIVING THE DREAM March 30, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Take note for the weekend, everyone.

Your Standards Based On Beer Consumption

LIVING THE DREAM March 14, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Finding that fine balance between effective beer goggles and alcohol-induced impotency.

The Realities Of Intern Job Description

LIVING THE DREAM March 9, 2012

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Hillary White

Internships: One referene letter away from slavery.

A Cocktail Guide For College Kids

LIVING THE DREAM February 29, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

We’re really stretching the definition of “cocktail” here.