The 10th step is falling asleep before getting to eat any of your munchies.
Disclaimer: the author doesn’t know how to drive, either.
You know somethings wrong when you start eating a pound of nutmeg because you’re bored of acid.
Both involve dicks.
Because while there are kids starving in Africa, we have people who suffer from owning too much stuff.
We mean beerlucks.
Being macho isn’t hard, when you’ve a gym membership card!
I heard Skrillex is going to be there.
New Yorkers don’t like tourists? Get out of town!
A tale of erotic candles, hald a million dollars, and a tiny asian woman named Harmony.
Chance of going to heaven: N/A.
Take note for the weekend, everyone.
Finding that fine balance between effective beer goggles and alcohol-induced impotency.
Internships: One referene letter away from slavery.
We’re really stretching the definition of “cocktail” here.