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The Realities Of Potlucks

LIVING THE DREAM April 19, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

We mean beerlucks.

How We’re Falsely Asserting Our Masculinity

LIVING THE DREAM April 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Being macho isn’t hard, when you’ve a gym membership card!

After-Hours Party Timeline

LIVING THE DREAM April 17, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

I heard Skrillex is going to be there.

New York City: Residents Vs. Tourists

LIVING THE DREAM April 11, 2012

Writer: Tom O'Donnell | Artist: Quynh Pham

New Yorkers don’t like tourists? Get out of town!

When Your Boss Is On The Lam

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2012

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Hillary White

A tale of erotic candles, hald a million dollars, and a tiny asian woman named Harmony.

Creationist Character Breakdown

LIVING THE DREAM April 2, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Chance of going to heaven: N/A.

Drunk Mistake Referance Manual

LIVING THE DREAM March 30, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Take note for the weekend, everyone.

Your Standards Based On Beer Consumption

LIVING THE DREAM March 14, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Finding that fine balance between effective beer goggles and alcohol-induced impotency.

The Realities Of Intern Job Description

LIVING THE DREAM March 9, 2012

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Hillary White

Internships: One referene letter away from slavery.

A Cocktail Guide For College Kids

LIVING THE DREAM February 29, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

We’re really stretching the definition of “cocktail” here.

The Staircase Of Male Bonding

LIVING THE DREAM January 30, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Well, it looks more like a rollercoaster or something.

Pub Watchers In England

LIVING THE DREAM January 19, 2012

Writer: Ivy Hughes | Artist: Torie Leigh

Read: Drug Dealing Squatters in England.

The Vicious Cycle of TV Show Viewing

LIVING THE DREAM January 17, 2012

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Shira Haberman

“You’ve NEVER seen Oz before?!”

Why You Go For A Cigarette Break

LIVING THE DREAM January 11, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Cancer is so last season.

Lessons From Customer Service

LIVING THE DREAM December 30, 2011

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Emily Niland

We forgot one: Never work customer service.