Completely factual chart of real truths.
You really should feel guilty.
Not knowing how to do something is way better than knowing how to do something.
We’re not so different, you and I.
As if you need to justify it to yourself.
They’re all completely justified.
Ah, the soothing smell of humid genitals.
It’s this easy!
Not included: Rob Reiner’s brilliant “The Magic Of Bell Isle.” Our bad.
It’s exactly like a regular rock festival, except… Jesus-er?
THIS CHART IS SO RANDOM!!!11
It was a sudden and harrowing realization.
It’s all in your head, in your penis.
It may or may not be exactly the same as the 2013, 2012, 2011, etc.
EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND POSITIVE! NOTHING IS WRONG! SATANAS VENIRE!