That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.
Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”
Based on location, and how in trouble you are.
An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.
It’s easier than you think!
Bros beware: this is some self-realization shit right here.
More dicks, basically.
If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!
It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!
I got 99 problems and the 21st century is one.
Feeling very, very alone.
It’s like going back to being a teenager, but without the whole “having parents” thing.
Either way, you’re probably going to get fucked up afterwards.
And what a fast month it is.