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How Your Mother Reads Your Christmas List

ARTICLES December 23, 2013

That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.

What To Get The Hottie In Your Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS December 19, 2013

Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”

A Guide To Pelting Your Girlfriend With A Snowball

THUG LIFE December 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Based on location, and how in trouble you are.

H&M Is Like The Worst Nightclub Ever

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW December 10, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Alcohol required.

SAW-Like Punishments For Everyday Nuisances

LIVING THE DREAM December 6, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.

Surviving Thanksgiving With Drugs

THUG LIFE November 27, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s easier than you think!

Bros Are The New Scene Kids

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 21, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

Bros beware: this is some self-realization shit right here.

4 Famous Photos If They Were Taken By Terry Richardson

POLITICALLY ERECT November 11, 2013

More dicks, basically.

A Shithead’s Guide To Carving A Pumpkin

LIVING THE DREAM October 24, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!

Halloween “Costumes” By People Who Didn’t Dress Up

LIVING THE DREAM October 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!

Why Your Girlfriend Is Mad About Your Online Presence

ALL FOR ROFL October 4, 2013

I got 99 problems and the 21st century is one.

What We’re Doing Now That Breaking Bad Is Over

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW September 30, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

Feeling very, very alone.

I Moved Into My Friend’s Parents’ Basement And It’s Sad

LIVING THE DREAM September 27, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s like going back to being a teenager, but without the whole “having parents” thing.

A First Blind Date vs. A First Drug Deal

LIVING THE DREAM September 19, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

Either way, you’re probably going to get fucked up afterwards.

28 Days: From Reddit Account To Porn Account

ALL FOR ROFL September 16, 2013

And what a fast month it is.