Panty Shopping’s a (Drunk) Drag (Queen)

LIVING THE DREAM October 1, 2012

Because if you’re going to spend the day tucking your balls into satin thongs, why the hell not getting totally shitfaced beforehand?

Your Life As A Movie

LIVING THE DREAM September 11, 2012

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Marek Haiduk

By various directors.

Road Trip Games For The Fearless

LIVING THE DREAM August 29, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Shira Haberman

And by fearless we mean asshole.

A First Apartment’s Interior Design Catalog

LIVING THE DREAM August 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

It’ll be sure to not really impress your parents at all.

Cocktails For Real Life

LIVING THE DREAM August 10, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

You won’t find these at your local bar.

The Truth Behind Your BBQ Contribution

LIVING THE DREAM August 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

We took veggie burgers off the list because that shouldn’t even be considered an option.

What Your Choice Of Side Says About You

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Sean Metcalf

It’s like a horoscope for fat people.

Every Mall Directory Ever

LIVING THE DREAM July 13, 2012

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Marek Haiduk

“So what’s the deal with malls?”

Ultimate Party Girl Essentials

LIVING THE DREAM July 3, 2012

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Emily Niland

Obnoxious items for obnoxious girls.

An Honest Guide To Puberty

LIVING THE DREAM June 25, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

And still way better than most real sexual education

Seeing Your Doctor Throughout Life

LIVING THE DREAM June 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

It more or less sucks the whole time.

How To Really Tell You Are An Adult

LIVING THE DREAM June 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Omash One

Don’t worry, dear readers: moving out of your parents’ basement isn’t one of them

A Letter To People Who Say “I’m Broke”

LIVING THE DREAM June 8, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Your $1200 a month condo says otherwise.

A Guide To Effective People-Watching

LIVING THE DREAM June 1, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Dan Hartman

Because people-watching really needs a “how-to” guide.

Who’s In The Park On Sunday

LIVING THE DREAM May 30, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

And you, you grouchy prick, you.