Because if you’re going to spend the day tucking your balls into satin thongs, why the hell not getting totally shitfaced beforehand?
By various directors.
And by fearless we mean asshole.
It’ll be sure to not really impress your parents at all.
You won’t find these at your local bar.
We took veggie burgers off the list because that shouldn’t even be considered an option.
It’s like a horoscope for fat people.
“So what’s the deal with malls?”
Obnoxious items for obnoxious girls.
And still way better than most real sexual education
It more or less sucks the whole time.
Don’t worry, dear readers: moving out of your parents’ basement isn’t one of them
Your $1200 a month condo says otherwise.
Because people-watching really needs a “how-to” guide.
And you, you grouchy prick, you.