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The Truth Behind Your BBQ Contribution

LIVING THE DREAM August 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

We took veggie burgers off the list because that shouldn’t even be considered an option.

What Your Choice Of Side Says About You

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Sean Metcalf

It’s like a horoscope for fat people.

Every Mall Directory Ever

LIVING THE DREAM July 13, 2012

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Marek Haiduk

“So what’s the deal with malls?”

Ultimate Party Girl Essentials

LIVING THE DREAM July 3, 2012

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Emily Niland

Obnoxious items for obnoxious girls.

An Honest Guide To Puberty

LIVING THE DREAM June 25, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

And still way better than most real sexual education

Seeing Your Doctor Throughout Life

LIVING THE DREAM June 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

It more or less sucks the whole time.

How To Really Tell You Are An Adult

LIVING THE DREAM June 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Omash One

Don’t worry, dear readers: moving out of your parents’ basement isn’t one of them

A Letter To People Who Say “I’m Broke”

LIVING THE DREAM June 8, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Your $1200 a month condo says otherwise.

A Guide To Effective People-Watching

LIVING THE DREAM June 1, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Dan Hartman

Because people-watching really needs a “how-to” guide.

Who’s In The Park On Sunday

LIVING THE DREAM May 30, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

And you, you grouchy prick, you.

The 9 Steps Of Going to 7-11 Stoned

LIVING THE DREAM May 25, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

The 10th step is falling asleep before getting to eat any of your munchies.

Why None Of My Friends Drive

LIVING THE DREAM May 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Disclaimer: the author doesn’t know how to drive, either.

Alternative Ways To Get High

LIVING THE DREAM May 16, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Vincent Acevess

You know somethings wrong when you start eating a pound of nutmeg because you’re bored of acid.

Circle Jerks Vs. Poetry Readings

LIVING THE DREAM May 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Both involve dicks.

The Benefits Of Being a Hoarder

LIVING THE DREAM May 1, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

Because while there are kids starving in Africa, we have people who suffer from owning too much stuff.