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Buying Drugs: LA vs. NYC

THUG LIFE August 1, 2013

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

A tale of delivery services and medicinal marijuana.

An Extended Ad for Christian Mingle

MADATOMS PERSONALS July 30, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Craving that middle-class suburban, twice-annual sex relationship? Look no further.

One Time, I Accidentally Exposed Myself In McDonalds

LIVING THE DREAM July 26, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

And didn’t even get arrested!

When I Expose My Moobs In Public I Feel Like A Feminist

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Such liberation!

Moving: A Good Way To Realize How Pathetic You Are

LIVING THE DREAM July 1, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

It’s the official Moving Day in Quebec, Canada today, meaning this article is especially topical for almost none of our readers!

The Videogame Shame Generation

ALL FOR ROFL June 28, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

We need to learn to love ourselves.

Emma The Sugarbaby

LIVING THE DREAM June 17, 2013

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

White-collar semi-prostitution: the new post-college rite of passage.

A Guide To Stealth Shitting At Your Girlfriend’s House

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

If you’re immature enough to fear dumping at your girlfriend’s place, you’re immature enough to enjoy reading this.

How To Be Poor Without Your Girlfriend Resenting You

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattei

Just because she loathes you doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, right?

How To Talk About The Weather Like A Canadian

LIVING THE DREAM May 8, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

It’s hot oot, eh?

Foreigners Are Annoying, Too

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.

MY GIRLFRIEND FOUND MY NERD PORN STASH

ALL FOR ROFL April 18, 2013

Your Computer After Binge Drinking

ALL FOR ROFL April 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

This is why I prefer to close all the windows without looking.

The Anti-Gay Day Planner

POLITICALLY ERECT April 18, 2013

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Matt Hiouston

Hating homosexuals has never been easier.