The worst-case scenario? You’ve got it.

There’s nothing better!

Read: Drug Dealing Squatters in England.

The summer functions as a sort of permanent beer-google.

Ideally, you get a partner of your own and have an all-night vocal “fuck off.”

Getting drunk has never been less fun!

Not the cereal! Anything but the breakfast cereal!

In my case: never.

Apparently Matthew here seems to think a “drug-fuelled oversexed fluid factory” is a bad thing.

At Madatoms, we value integrity.

After ALL they’ve done for you. Remember having to go to Blockbuster??

You can’t regret what you can’t remember.

It’s like porn for hip-hop nerds. Plus some actual porn.

If only reality came in 30 second YouTube clip length.

That aren’t spent on this website.