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Barsexuality: Swapping The Sexes

SPLOOGED February 17, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

When two hot chicks grind at the bar, everyone loves it, but when me and my best bro do it, we’re suddenly gay.

Flip Sip or Strip with JESS LIZAMA – Calling In Drunk (S5E2)

$10 off the BACtrack Breathalyzer with code 321Drunk at http://bit.ly/BacTrackCoupon

Subscribe to Calling In Drunk!https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunk

Check out Jess Lizama! http://www.youtube.com/jesslizama

Calling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!

Watch season 4 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S4E1
Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1

Being A Crackhead Is Better Than A Freelance Writer

LIVING THE DREAM February 13, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Mellilan

Surprisingly convincing.

How To Be A Soccer Fan In America

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 11, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Soccer? We mean football.

Reasons You Used Pornhub’s Share On Facebook Button

ALL FOR ROFL February 6, 2014

There’s really no good reason.

Lies We Tell Ourselves While Craigslist Job Hunting

ARTICLES February 4, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

“This will work.”

Listening To Classical Music Under The Age Of 30

ARTICLES January 31, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Mellilan

Normal reasons, naturally.

My Drunk Bitchin – Calling In Drunk

Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Sarah and Loryn sh*t on YouTube comments.
#TITS Tune In Thursdays and subscribe to Calling In Drunk!https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunkCalling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!

Watch season 4 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S4_YouTube
Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1

How We’re Avoiding Saying I Love You Back

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 24, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

The many ways to be non-committal without your spouse really knowing.

Drag Queen Makeup FINALE – Calling In Drunk (S4E8)

Loryn and Sarah duel Ace and G to a drunk drag queen makeup challenge in the season 4 finale.#TITS Tune In Thursdays and subscribe to Calling In Drunk!https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunk
Check out Ace & G’s channel! http://www.youtube.com/aceandgCalling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1

Reasons You Have A Drinking Problem And I Don’t

ARTICLES January 21, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

I know that we’re both on our fifteenth beer, dude. But that doesn’t change a thing.

Dirty Would You Rather? Ft. Jaclyn Glenn – Calling In Drunk (S4E7)

Anne Frank or Helen Keller?
Check out Jaclyn’s channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/JaclynGlenn
#TITS Tune In Thursdays and subscribe to Calling In Drunk! https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunkCalling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1

Who You’ll Find At A Target Grand Opening

ARTICLES January 16, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

Sarah Jessica Parker was at the Target grand opening in the author’s hometown. Seriously.

A Real Fight vs. A Twitter Fight

ALL FOR ROFL January 14, 2014

Writer: Liz Breen | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Which one is more embarrassing… No one knows.

All The Single Ladies – Calling In Drunk (S4E6)

Single lesbians vs. single straight girls.

#TITS Tune In Thursdays and subscribe to Calling In Drunk! https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunk

Calling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!

Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1