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What People Mean When They Say They Were Hacked

ALL FOR ROFL March 13, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

“I have not been hacked,” mostly.

If Other Companies Operated Like Cable Companies

POLITICALLY ERECT March 5, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Then we’d be fucked.

Reactions To Our Best Friend’s Engagement

LIVING THE DREAM February 25, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

With disdain, mostly.

Why We’re Making A Phone Call From Our Smartphone

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 20, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

This is why you need to learn how to text, Mom.

Barsexuality: Swapping The Sexes

SPLOOGED February 17, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

When two hot chicks grind at the bar, everyone loves it, but when me and my best bro do it, we’re suddenly gay.

Being A Crackhead Is Better Than A Freelance Writer

LIVING THE DREAM February 13, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Mellilan

Surprisingly convincing.

How To Be A Soccer Fan In America

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 11, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Soccer? We mean football.

Reasons You Used Pornhub’s Share On Facebook Button

ALL FOR ROFL February 6, 2014

There’s really no good reason.

Lies We Tell Ourselves While Craigslist Job Hunting

ARTICLES February 4, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

“This will work.”

Listening To Classical Music Under The Age Of 30

ARTICLES January 31, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Mellilan

Normal reasons, naturally.

How We’re Avoiding Saying I Love You Back

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 24, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

The many ways to be non-committal without your spouse really knowing.

Reasons You Have A Drinking Problem And I Don’t

ARTICLES January 21, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

I know that we’re both on our fifteenth beer, dude. But that doesn’t change a thing.

Who You’ll Find At A Target Grand Opening

ARTICLES January 16, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

Sarah Jessica Parker was at the Target grand opening in the author’s hometown. Seriously.

21st Century Technological Ironies

ALL FOR ROFL January 9, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Like how you’re using the Information Highway to get misinformed on Madatoms.

Watching Sex Scenes With Your Parents

SPLOOGED January 6, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

There’s no right way.