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A Guide To Famous Alcoholic Father Figures

LIVING THE DREAM March 8, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Your dad not included.

A Guide To The Many Kinds Of Rejection

LIVING THE DREAM February 20, 2013

We didn’t include suggested remedies, because the solution to every rejection is listening to Better Days by Citizen King. It just feels so right.

Justifying Your Shitty Job To Your Parents

LIVING THE DREAM February 14, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Because when you’ve got a shitty dead-end job, your biggest concern should really be what your parents think…

How To Do The Dad Dance

LIVING THE DREAM February 4, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Remy Mattel

It’s an art not worth perfecting.

A Shithead’s Guide To Holiday Cocktails

LIVING THE DREAM December 20, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Nothing says Christmas Spirit like putrid listerine-flavoured liqueurs.

Trying To Fall Asleep On MDMA

LIVING THE DREAM December 12, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Rmy Mattei

By “falling sleep” we mean “hating life.”

A Guide To Your Entertainment Options

LIVING THE DREAM December 3, 2012

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Assuming you only have five to choose from.

CBS Sitcom Drinking Games

LIVING THE DREAM November 22, 2012

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Because the only way to get through an epsiode of 2 Broke Girls is completely off your ass.

How We Get In Touch With Our Feminine Side

LIVING THE DREAM October 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

And no, getting a Brazilian doesn’t count. That’s just weird, man.

Funeral Drinking Games

LIVING THE DREAM October 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

If some dead person is going to force you to dress up on a Sunday, youre sure as hell not going to do it sober!

Panty Shopping’s a (Drunk) Drag (Queen)

LIVING THE DREAM October 1, 2012

Because if you’re going to spend the day tucking your balls into satin thongs, why the hell not getting totally shitfaced beforehand?

Your Life As A Movie

LIVING THE DREAM September 11, 2012

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Marek Haiduk

By various directors.

Road Trip Games For The Fearless

LIVING THE DREAM August 29, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Shira Haberman

And by fearless we mean asshole.

A First Apartment’s Interior Design Catalog

LIVING THE DREAM August 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

It’ll be sure to not really impress your parents at all.

Cocktails For Real Life

LIVING THE DREAM August 10, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

You won’t find these at your local bar.