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Lover of White Women: Murphy

Meet Murphy…lover of white women.


Roger learns the hard way that bodybuilding message board comments are impossible to understand, and are THE WORST.

He also starts to delve into the secret homoerotic-ness behind male fitness and how scared bodybuilders are of seeming gay. But wait…don’t ripped men love looking at other ripped men? YES. #nohomo.

Teat Beat of Sex: Barn

The sacred realm of virginity.

Alcohol is Healthy with Meghan Tonjes – Calling In Drunk (S3E4)

Drunk: The Musical. Subscribe!

Pop Culture “Explained”: Purple Drank

Purple drank “explained” by a grumpy old man!

Jacked on ‘Roids: Episode #2

Roger meets Terry, an insanely ripped trainer that obviously is hiding horrible, terrible, AWFUL anger issues–like, really really bad anger issues–like HOLY SHIT, dude–most likely due to both ‘roids usage and trying to hide his gay-ness from the insanely homophobic body-building world. Roger and Terry don’t hit it off so well, especially when it is revealed that Roger knows Tred. AND SO DOES TERRY.

Teat Beat of Sex: Job

Blowjob Mystique.

Awkward Hand Jobs with JoshuaDTV – Calling In Drunk (S3E3)

To Sobriety & Beyond.

I’m Sure You’ve Heard of It: Episode #4

The gang has a meeting about merchandising to capitaize on the popularity of the show.

Dear People Who Only Play Sports Video Games: WTF?

ALL FOR ROFL September 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

An open letter to jock gamers everywhere.

Jacked On ‘Roids: Episode #1

Roger is recently divorced and trying to get in shape to get effed on his upcoming singles cruise, so he’s training under the “tutelage” of Tred, an online fitness guru that wears a SKI MASK. This is stupid. Roger soon realizes it’s stupid, so he decides to dabble in steroids…THAT HE BUYS FROM THE GUY IN THE SKI MASK. This is also stupid.

Video Games Nearly Ended My Relationship

ALL FOR ROFL August 20, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

“We should do more things together,” is something a boyfriend never really wants to hear.

Let’s Replace “Your Mom” With “Your Dad”

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Nothing like a casual dad dick reference to keep your friends on their toes.

Date Night Ideas


Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Miguel Manzer

For a committed relationship.

Your Parents: The Worst Addition To A Hangover

LIVING THE DREAM August 9, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Because visiting your parents is reason enough to get blackout.