Porn: the new sex-ed!
More than once. More than twice. More than three times.
A tale of erotic candles, hald a million dollars, and a tiny asian woman named Harmony.
Warning: explicit and immature discussion of girls and farts inside.
We’re not mad, we’re dissapointed.
The internet truly is a wonderful place.
The worst-case scenario? You’ve got it.
There’s nothing better!
Read: Drug Dealing Squatters in England.
The summer functions as a sort of permanent beer-google.
Ideally, you get a partner of your own and have an all-night vocal “fuck off.”
Getting drunk has never been less fun!
Not the cereal! Anything but the breakfast cereal!
In my case: never.
Apparently Matthew here seems to think a “drug-fuelled oversexed fluid factory” is a bad thing.