“The Nutcracker” not included.
“I’m a sucker for spandex, what can I say?”
As if you need a reason.
Everything. Convenient, huh?
You saw it in a porno, so it has to be real.
The possibilities are endless!
After we’ve figured out how the hell it even got here.
Leno not included.
Sad Leo is sad.
You know who you are.
You may need it one day!
Getting drunk with your parents is not at all in any way sad and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
It’s all downhill from here, big guy.
Same thing, less driving.