She’s got a “monopoly” on your dick. Tee-hee!
Guaranteed to work.
Finally, no more consistent sex and personal companionship!
Don’t even get us started on Plenty of Fish.
That aren’t spent on this website.
I woulnd’t be apart of any club that would have me as a member.
The self-check out is a real plus when buying the 2 gallon lube at the West Hollywood CVS.
One night stands aren’t quite as exciting when you’re engaged to the person.
You’re welcome, small yet devoted female madatoms follower(s).
Starcraft doesn’t flirt with other guys. Starcraft will never leave me.
Yes. That is the reason I can’t get laid. The wingmen.
Hell, I didn’t even know how to spell it until today.
Matt has all these kinks. Confirmed. Sick fuck.
That damn ASPCA ad does it for us guys, too!
See, the humor comes from the fact that men and women react differently to things.