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Dating Sites In A Nutshell

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 30, 2011

Writer: Sabrina Cognata | Artist: Anthony Palamaro

I woulnd’t be apart of any club that would have me as a member.

Grocery List Based On Cashier Hotness

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 26, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

The self-check out is a real plus when buying the 2 gallon lube at the West Hollywood CVS.

The Realities Of Pick Up Lines

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 9, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Mike Shea

Forget pickup lines. I memorize an entire script, choose your own adventure style.

Being Single Vs. A Long-Distance Relationship

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 4, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

One night stands aren’t quite as exciting when you’re engaged to the person.

A Lady’s Guide To Being Fake

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 2, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Shira Haberman

You’re welcome, small yet devoted female madatoms follower(s).

The Many Faces Of Female Anger

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Hillary White

Starcraft doesn’t flirt with other guys. Starcraft will never leave me.

I Have The Worst Wingmen

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Yes. That is the reason I can’t get laid. The wingmen.

What Men Think About Menstration

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Hell, I didn’t even know how to spell it until today.

Proposing Your Kink To Your Girlfriend

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Nechama Frier

Matt has all these kinks. Confirmed. Sick fuck.

Things That Make Us Emotional

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: David Hwang

That damn ASPCA ad does it for us guys, too!

Thoughts During An Unplanned Pregnancy

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 28, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Julia Scott

See, the humor comes from the fact that men and women react differently to things.

I Have Enough Female Friends

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 26, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Sylvie Reuter

Please humor Rick’s fragile ego.

An Analysis Of Getting Hit In The Balls

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 15, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Hillary White

Kristin’s just jealous she doesn’t have any.

The Girl Who Peed In My Bed

MADATOMS PERSONALS March 28, 2011

Writer: Worm Miller | Artist: Hillary White

True romanace.

Relationships Throughout Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS March 2, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Don’y worry. We delve into the sex lives of the elderly in this chart.