Moving: A Good Way To Realize How Pathetic You Are

LIVING THE DREAM July 1, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

It’s the official Moving Day in Quebec, Canada today, meaning this article is especially topical for almost none of our readers!

A TV Show For Every Social Situation

LIVING THE DREAM June 26, 2013

Writer: Liz Breen | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Because talking about TV is always a sign of a great social situation.

Why I’m Not Answering Your Phone Call, Mom

LIVING THE DREAM June 20, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

In other words, fuck you, Mom.

Emma The Sugarbaby

LIVING THE DREAM June 17, 2013

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

White-collar semi-prostitution: the new post-college rite of passage.

The Realities of a Typical Poker Night

LIVING THE DREAM June 5, 2013

It’s like Casino Royale, except not at all like Casino Royale.

Who Is Actually Wearing Athletic Wear

LIVING THE DREAM June 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Interestingly, while athletic wear makes an athletic person look even more athletic, it also makes a non-athletic person look even more depressed.

How You’re Faking Productivity

LIVING THE DREAM May 24, 2013

Alternatively titled: how you spent all day today.

How Our Generation’s Children Will Grow Up

LIVING THE DREAM May 20, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Spoiler: it’s not very different than how celebrities’ kids grow up today.

Alcohol As A Social Lubricant

LIVING THE DREAM May 14, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Like Goldilocks, you need it just right.

How To Talk About The Weather Like A Canadian

LIVING THE DREAM May 8, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

It’s hot oot, eh?

How You’re Killing Time At The Mall

LIVING THE DREAM May 6, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Other than constantly trying to figure out how our girlfriend convinced us to come in the first place.

Unsung Everyday Heroes

LIVING THE DREAM May 3, 2013

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Emily Niland

You may be a hero and not even know it!

A Broke Guy’s Guide To Gift Buying

LIVING THE DREAM April 22, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Danielle Davis

Buy shitty gifts, essentially.

Pooped: The Tale Of The Lingerie Store Bowel Bandit

LIVING THE DREAM April 15, 2013

Writer: Alexandra Wayne | Artist: Remy Mattei

With a guest appearance from Tyra Banks!

The Realities of Visiting Your Parents

LIVING THE DREAM March 29, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

A weekend of sorrow.