Who Is Actually Wearing Athletic Wear

LIVING THE DREAM June 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Interestingly, while athletic wear makes an athletic person look even more athletic, it also makes a non-athletic person look even more depressed.

How You’re Faking Productivity

LIVING THE DREAM May 24, 2013

Alternatively titled: how you spent all day today.

How Our Generation’s Children Will Grow Up

LIVING THE DREAM May 20, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Spoiler: it’s not very different than how celebrities’ kids grow up today.

Alcohol As A Social Lubricant

LIVING THE DREAM May 14, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Like Goldilocks, you need it just right.

How To Talk About The Weather Like A Canadian

LIVING THE DREAM May 8, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

It’s hot oot, eh?

How You’re Killing Time At The Mall

LIVING THE DREAM May 6, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Other than constantly trying to figure out how our girlfriend convinced us to come in the first place.

Unsung Everyday Heroes

LIVING THE DREAM May 3, 2013

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Emily Niland

You may be a hero and not even know it!

A Broke Guy’s Guide To Gift Buying

LIVING THE DREAM April 22, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Danielle Davis

Buy shitty gifts, essentially.

Pooped: The Tale Of The Lingerie Store Bowel Bandit

LIVING THE DREAM April 15, 2013

Writer: Alexandra Wayne | Artist: Remy Mattei

With a guest appearance from Tyra Banks!

The Realities of Visiting Your Parents

LIVING THE DREAM March 29, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

A weekend of sorrow.

Why You Should Have Gotten Pregnant In High School

LIVING THE DREAM March 25, 2013

It’s surprisingly convincing.

How To Fake A Language In A Foreign Place

LIVING THE DREAM March 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Easier said in English than done.

Why Motorcycle Riders Are Selfish Assholes

LIVING THE DREAM March 20, 2013

Writer: Adam Kurtz | Artist: Quynh Pham

Fuck them, that’s why.

How You’re Conveying Your Individuality To Others

LIVING THE DREAM March 15, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

I do it by writing for Madatoms.com!

What We’re Fighting With Our Roommates About

LIVING THE DREAM March 13, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

This was entirely made up because everyone at Madatoms still lives with their parents.