It’s the official Moving Day in Quebec, Canada today, meaning this article is especially topical for almost none of our readers!
Because talking about TV is always a sign of a great social situation.
In other words, fuck you, Mom.
White-collar semi-prostitution: the new post-college rite of passage.
It’s like Casino Royale, except not at all like Casino Royale.
Interestingly, while athletic wear makes an athletic person look even more athletic, it also makes a non-athletic person look even more depressed.
Alternatively titled: how you spent all day today.
Spoiler: it’s not very different than how celebrities’ kids grow up today.
Like Goldilocks, you need it just right.
It’s hot oot, eh?
Other than constantly trying to figure out how our girlfriend convinced us to come in the first place.
You may be a hero and not even know it!
Buy shitty gifts, essentially.
With a guest appearance from Tyra Banks!
A weekend of sorrow.