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An Evaluation Of Famous Unibrows

Writer: James Lock | Artist: Tiago Almeida

They’re the new mustache!

“Girls Don’t Fart” Needs To Stop

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

Warning: explicit and immature discussion of girls and farts inside.

Sexual Roleplaying Vs. Fantasy Roleplaying

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Or for best results, combine the two.

Your Birthday Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 27, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Cynicism level: maximum.

Employment Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 22, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

Works sucks, we know.

House-Parties Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 14, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jesse Draxler

Wherein we describe how your social life is only going downhill.

Character Breakdown Of Men With Goatees

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 8, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

But seriously just shave your goatee.

Foodies Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW December 19, 2011

Writer: Karen Lurie | Artist: Hillary White

Editor’s notes: if you refer to yourself as a foodie, you deserved to be pecked to death non-local, non-organic, non-free range chickens.

Where You Buy And Sell Your Junk

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 23, 2011

Writer: Alexandra Wayne | Artist: Mike Shea

Sorry, we mean “valuable goods.”

Girls’ Friday Night: Then And Now

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 17, 2011

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Have a good weekend, ladies!

Why Playgrounds Suck Now

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 16, 2011

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Apparently we’ve run out of adult things to complain about.

Halloween: Then And Now

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 31, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Today marks the first Monday of the year where it’s actually appropriate for me to get shitfaced and throw eggs at teenagers.

What Your Self-Diagnosis Actually Means

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 27, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

This chart makes me depressed.

The Realities of Sexy Halloween Costumes

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 25, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

We really need to bring make the Halloween version of the nurse uniform.

Texting Vs. Calling

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 19, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

The only similarity they have is that I have nobody to do either of them with.