The Infamous Disney Kill

THUG LIFE September 25, 2012

Writer: Becky Bain | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Want to get rid of someone? Do it the Disney way!

A Straight Guy Learns From Grindr

SPLOOGED September 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

Lessons learned from Blendr: women don’t exist.

Becoming An Alpha Male Hipster

THUG LIFE September 4, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Amanda Lazone

It’s hard being an Indie Indiana, an alternative Arnie, a hipster Hulk.

Road Trip Games For The Fearless

LIVING THE DREAM August 29, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Shira Haberman

And by fearless we mean asshole.

A Letter To Everyone Going Gluten-Free

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Bread is so 2008.

A Sociopath’s Guide To Female Rejection

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 9, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Coping has never been scarier.

Childhood Games Played By Adults

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Not quite as fun, though.

New And Improved Flash Mob Ideas

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Some of which may or may not get you arrested.

How To Really Tell You Are An Adult

LIVING THE DREAM June 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Omash One

Don’t worry, dear readers: moving out of your parents’ basement isn’t one of them

A Letter To People Who Say “I’m Broke”

LIVING THE DREAM June 8, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Your $1200 a month condo says otherwise.

A Guide To Effective People-Watching

LIVING THE DREAM June 1, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Dan Hartman

Because people-watching really needs a “how-to” guide.

Your Neighbors’ Wifi Network

ALL FOR ROFL May 17, 2012

Writer: Clem Rorsch | Artist: Jesse Draxler

The name of your wireless network says more about you than your lower back tattoo ever will.

Dating: The Look Vs. Personality Debate

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Fun or fuckable, that is the question.

“Darkside Of OZ” Sucks

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Lauren Kolesinskas

There are better ways to spend your stoned time.

The Anti-Gay Day Planner

POLITICALLY ERECT April 30, 2012

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Matt Hiouston

Hating homosexuals has never been easier.