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The Awkward Predrink Drinking Game

LIVING THE DREAM November 10, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Getting drunk has never been less fun!


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Never Go To A Club

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE October 6, 2011

Writer: Matthew Gudernatch | Artist: Emily Niland

Apparently Matthew here seems to think a “drug-fuelled oversexed fluid factory” is a bad thing.


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Worst Seven Minutes Of Your Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS September 1, 2011

That aren’t spent on this website.


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From Grove To Crackden

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 29, 2011

How being polite can lead you astray.


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When A Gay Bar Is Just Too Gay

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 20, 2011

Writer: Junior Owens | Artist: Shira Haberman

Apparently, half naked dudes tustling around with their legs wrapped around each other means different things to different people.


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The Sunglasses Inversion Equation

Writer: Matthew Gudernatch | Artist: Kira Crugnale

Don’t be fooled. Girls with pretty faces don’t have to accesorize like Bono.


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An Analysis Of Getting Hit In The Balls

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 15, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Hillary White

Kristin’s just jealous she doesn’t have any.


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What R U UP 2?

ALL FOR ROFL April 12, 2011

Writer: Michelle Lewis | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Take it out of your text lexicon.


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Playing “Guess Who?” On Shrooms

LIVING THE DREAM April 4, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Julia Scott

For ages 8 and up!


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Thoughts While Peeing In Public Urinals

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 29, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Hillary White

Painfully accurate.