Alternatively titled: how you spent all day today.
We’re so motherfucking Cosmo right now.
Though by admitting you should live in these cities, we’re basically rendering all them of, like, “so over.”
This chart is adorkable. YOLO!
It’s surprisingly convincing.
We didn’t include suggested remedies, because the solution to every rejection is listening to Better Days by Citizen King. It just feels so right.
Real life is never as glamourous.
Don’t show your roommates this.
Or, last minute ways to lose a few friends.
Because if you’re going to spend the day tucking your balls into satin thongs, why the hell not getting totally shitfaced beforehand?
Everyone knows wasting a perfectly good pizza is worse than cooking hundreds of pounds of meth.
You won’t find these at your local bar.