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How You’re Faking Productivity

LIVING THE DREAM May 24, 2013

Alternatively titled: how you spent all day today.

Is Your Partner Settling For You?

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 24, 2013

We’re so motherfucking Cosmo right now.

A Guide To The Hipster Cities of America

Though by admitting you should live in these cities, we’re basically rendering all them of, like, “so over.”

What We’re Filtering Directly Into Our Email Trash

ALL FOR ROFL April 10, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Sorry Mom.

Current Slang Terms That Should Never Be Said Again

This chart is adorkable. YOLO!

Why You Should Have Gotten Pregnant In High School

LIVING THE DREAM March 25, 2013

It’s surprisingly convincing.

A Guide To The Many Kinds Of Rejection

LIVING THE DREAM February 20, 2013

We didn’t include suggested remedies, because the solution to every rejection is listening to Better Days by Citizen King. It just feels so right.

My Life As I Portray It On Facebook

ALL FOR ROFL December 7, 2012

Writer: Adam Kurtz | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Real life is never as glamourous.

Living With Roommates Ruins Masterbation

SPLOOGED November 7, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Don’t show your roommates this.

2012 Offensive Halloween Guide

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 31, 2012

Writer: Becky Bain | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Or, last minute ways to lose a few friends.

Panty Shopping’s a (Drunk) Drag (Queen)

LIVING THE DREAM October 1, 2012

Because if you’re going to spend the day tucking your balls into satin thongs, why the hell not getting totally shitfaced beforehand?

The Real Crimes Of Breaking Bad

DEVELOPMENT HELL September 11, 2012

Writer: Becky Bain | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Everyone knows wasting a perfectly good pizza is worse than cooking hundreds of pounds of meth.

Cocktails For Real Life

LIVING THE DREAM August 10, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

You won’t find these at your local bar.