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Serial Killers Vs. Serial Daters

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 7, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Matthew Reid

If this were a venn diagram, we’d have Karla Homokla in the middle.

The Benefits Of The Friend-Zone

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 1, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

There’s nothing better!

Your Best Friend’s Worst Girlfriend

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

We’re doing these comics like the rest of the internet is doing those Shit ____s Say videos

Never Go Back To A Summer Fling

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 13, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Lauren Kolesinskas

The summer functions as a sort of permanent beer-google.

Your Boyfriend’s Worst Friends

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 9, 2012

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Emily Niland

Oh no he didn’t!

How Fast Is Your Girlfriend’s Clock Ticking

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 3, 2012

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Hillary White

Or, “Signs You Should Run For The Hills.”

Bad Conversations Before A One-Night-Stand

MADATOMS PERSONALS November 30, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mark Jawkorski

It’s never too late to blow your chances.

Your Girlfriend’s Worst Friends

MADATOMS PERSONALS November 28, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Because all your friends are perfect.

7 Stages of Grief Through Texts To Your Ex

MADATOMS PERSONALS November 3, 2011

Writer: Matthew Gudernatch | Artist: Ze Burnay

Spoiler: they’re all pathetic.

Sexless Sleepover Timeline

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 26, 2011

She’s got a “monopoly” on your dick. Tee-hee!

Getting Out Of The Friend-Zone

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 20, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Guaranteed to work.

What To Look Forward To After A Breakup

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 11, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Finally, no more consistent sex and personal companionship!

Cupid Vs. OKCupid

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 7, 2011

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Hillary White

Don’t even get us started on Plenty of Fish.

Come Out (For You, But Mostly Us)

MADATOMS PERSONALS September 28, 2011

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Jonathan Zajdman

When you wear that crop-top, you expose more than just your hairy belly button: you expose the real you.

Worst Seven Minutes Of Your Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS September 1, 2011

That aren’t spent on this website.