An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.
If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!
It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!
Start working on your costume today! Get a head-start and… oh, who are we kidding? Sheet Ghost it is.
It’s like going back to being a teenager, but without the whole “having parents” thing.
30 is the new 20, right?
Either way, you’re probably going to get fucked up afterwards.
Because visiting your parents is reason enough to get blackout.
It’s like a regular office, but with just slightly more porn!
And didn’t even get arrested!
Not well, basically.
Not found: “Because we’re happy.”
Other than trying to forget that three weeks ago we were complaining about how cold it was.
Right now, basically.