SAW-Like Punishments For Everyday Nuisances

LIVING THE DREAM December 6, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.

A Shithead’s Guide To Carving A Pumpkin

LIVING THE DREAM October 24, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!

Halloween “Costumes” By People Who Didn’t Dress Up

LIVING THE DREAM October 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!

The Realities of Halloween Parties

LIVING THE DREAM October 18, 2013

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Josh House

Start working on your costume today! Get a head-start and… oh, who are we kidding? Sheet Ghost it is.

I Moved Into My Friend’s Parents’ Basement And It’s Sad

LIVING THE DREAM September 27, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s like going back to being a teenager, but without the whole “having parents” thing.

How We’re Preparing For Our 30’s

ARTICLES September 25, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

30 is the new 20, right?

A First Blind Date vs. A First Drug Deal

LIVING THE DREAM September 19, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

Either way, you’re probably going to get fucked up afterwards.

Your Parents: The Worst Addition To A Hangover

LIVING THE DREAM August 9, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Because visiting your parents is reason enough to get blackout.

Home Office Politics

LIVING THE DREAM August 7, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

It’s like a regular office, but with just slightly more porn!

One Time, I Accidentally Exposed Myself In McDonalds

LIVING THE DREAM July 26, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

And didn’t even get arrested!

How We’re Reacting To Someone Having Bedbugs

LIVING THE DREAM July 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jenny Tiffany

Not well, basically.

When I Expose My Moobs In Public I Feel Like A Feminist

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Such liberation!

Why We’re Not Quitting Our Day Jobs

LIVING THE DREAM July 15, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Not found: “Because we’re happy.”

How We’re Spending A Heat Wave

LIVING THE DREAM July 11, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Other than trying to forget that three weeks ago we were complaining about how cold it was.

When It’s The Right Time To Give Up & Let Yourself Go

LIVING THE DREAM July 10, 2013

Writer: Liz Breen | Artist: Danielle Davis

Right now, basically.