How We’re Preparing For Our 30’s

ARTICLES September 25, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

30 is the new 20, right?

A First Blind Date vs. A First Drug Deal

LIVING THE DREAM September 19, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

Either way, you’re probably going to get fucked up afterwards.

Your Parents: The Worst Addition To A Hangover

LIVING THE DREAM August 9, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Because visiting your parents is reason enough to get blackout.

Home Office Politics

LIVING THE DREAM August 7, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

It’s like a regular office, but with just slightly more porn!

One Time, I Accidentally Exposed Myself In McDonalds

LIVING THE DREAM July 26, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

And didn’t even get arrested!

How We’re Reacting To Someone Having Bedbugs

LIVING THE DREAM July 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jenny Tiffany

Not well, basically.

When I Expose My Moobs In Public I Feel Like A Feminist

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Such liberation!

Why We’re Not Quitting Our Day Jobs

LIVING THE DREAM July 15, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Not found: “Because we’re happy.”

How We’re Spending A Heat Wave

LIVING THE DREAM July 11, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Other than trying to forget that three weeks ago we were complaining about how cold it was.

When It’s The Right Time To Give Up & Let Yourself Go

LIVING THE DREAM July 10, 2013

Writer: Liz Breen | Artist: Danielle Davis

Right now, basically.

Moving: A Good Way To Realize How Pathetic You Are

LIVING THE DREAM July 1, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

It’s the official Moving Day in Quebec, Canada today, meaning this article is especially topical for almost none of our readers!

A TV Show For Every Social Situation

LIVING THE DREAM June 26, 2013

Writer: Liz Breen | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Because talking about TV is always a sign of a great social situation.

Why I’m Not Answering Your Phone Call, Mom

LIVING THE DREAM June 20, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

In other words, fuck you, Mom.

Emma The Sugarbaby

LIVING THE DREAM June 17, 2013

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

White-collar semi-prostitution: the new post-college rite of passage.

The Realities of a Typical Poker Night

LIVING THE DREAM June 5, 2013

It’s like Casino Royale, except not at all like Casino Royale.